Wednesday, November 30, 2016

The Death of Mr. Griswald

This is how Mr. Griswald died: He drearily went to the bathroom in the middle of the night, didn’t turn on the light, fell swiftly toward the toilet, missed it, got up fine, pissed, went back to bed in the dark, and was hit in the liver by stray bullet from two blocks away.

The end


  1. Analysis: Mr. Griswald is the American dream.

    Subtext: The bullet was fired by Mr. Griswald’s nephew.

    Prequel: Mr. Griswald goes to bed.

    Sequel: Mr. Griswald’s daughter mourns her father’s passing.

    Second sequel: Mr. Griswald’s daughter confronts the nephew that killed her father.

    Soft Reboot: Mr. Griswald is Johnny Depp.